http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/138-superfly_1
Check it out!! You too can kill brain cells rapidly without drugs!!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Ballz To The Wallz and a Large Sack at That
Check out the Tee Shirts and Signs
http://www.casadice.com/
This guy says what alot of folks feel rock on
http://www.casadice.com/
This guy says what alot of folks feel rock on
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Man Law
Wow should we start a Man Club
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html
Personally I think this is a liberal lie being perpetrated by Rosie and Ellen Degenerate
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352278,00.html
Personally I think this is a liberal lie being perpetrated by Rosie and Ellen Degenerate
Friday, April 18, 2008
Why Exercise Frightens Me
What do these women think is going to happen
to all this extra body when
they stop weight training??
to all this extra body when
they stop weight training??
Remind me to NEVER exercise again!
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Now Thats F'd Up Dot Com
Miss Landmine?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345628,00.html
Whats next Mr. Aids?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9L9_8vwx2w8
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,345628,00.html
Whats next Mr. Aids?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9L9_8vwx2w8
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Britney Spears
Wow Britney was on South Park. South Park makes Foamy look like Joe Cartoon. Killing many brain cells per episode. Enjoy
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
http://www.southparkstudios.com/
Foamy Rocks
www.illwillpress.com
Fear the squirrel he is the almighty gawd damn of time wasters. However his newest toon makes more sense than the current presidential election coverage so read on
Fear the squirrel he is the almighty gawd damn of time wasters. However his newest toon makes more sense than the current presidential election coverage so read on
Friday, March 14, 2008
Resturaunt Chain Now Open
Ward and June had no clue
Introducing Beavers
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:61800
Just random stuff thats what we do here
Introducing Beavers
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:61800
Just random stuff thats what we do here
Thursday, March 13, 2008
More for the Teachers
Subject: Mathematical Viewpoint
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Since Teachers Seem to be the Headline Some Math Stuff
1. Ramón has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramón attempt before he has to reload?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3. Skip pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Skip's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?
5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 900?
6. Marco got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. Shaunda is a lookout for the gang. Shaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Shaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3. Skip pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Skip's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make a 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?
5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 900?
6. Marco got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how much tagging can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. Shaunda is a lookout for the gang. Shaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Shaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skate board. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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